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Guyon Ainsworth Grant II

Guyon Ainsworth Grant II, Reporter

Guyon Grant, senior, is a writer for the 2021-2022 Eyrie. He likes to do theatre and eat dice. He is mostly known for his catchphrase, “Stop the chops, I’m still crankin’ the knobs buckarooni, don’t toss my wheat before throwin’ grandaddy some rhythm, so quit your yappin’ cause we’re going puzzle mode” and also for licking car windows in the HyVee parking lot.

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